Alright, so despite the hammyteur Twitter meteorologists’ predictions, it never did snow in Burton...
Match reports
Please welcome Warren Garton Joyce, Wigan Athletic’s newest and foremost ‘edgelord’. The sort of...
It’s gone, guys. 2016 has just been lost to the greatest monster of all,...
Idiot’s guide to human society: shamelessly flog your insufferable crud to people who don’t...
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Welcome, my dear Laticians, to the Margarine Zone. Moments before your freshly buttered slice...
Guest intro by George Orwell’s Millennial grandson (AKA me). We’re not supposed to talk...
Two short years ago, the Championship was a ruddy tough league. So what does...
Phew, I’m finally back at the ‘office’! Please excuse the cartoon-esque marks on my...
That’s it, I’m done forever. I hereby renounce my faith in statistics, and encourage...
