1 – Position in League One Pie Championship Wigan Athletic finished.
3 – Number of heavy metal umlauts Jussi Jääskeläinen is cool enough for.
6? 6! – Average minutes of second half injury time in matches featuring Wigan Athletic.
8 – Trees sacrificed to power Gary Caldwell’s in-match paper memo communication system.
11 – Actual age Mike Pollitt turned on 29th February 2016.
14 – Aggregate number of Wigan fans that went to matches before the second half of the season.
32 – Points Wigan will be deducted for celebrating their League One title a whole week before the end of the season.
42 – Minutes expertly eaten by time-wasting extraordinaire Lawrence Vigouroux when Latics played Swindon Town.
87% – Percentage of goals Will Grigg has stolen from the very toes of not-so-delighted team mates at the very last moment.
94 – Average match minute of the ‘Wigan Walk’ out of the DW Stadium, an increase on last season’s 68.
102 – Corners won by Bradford City in games against Wigan Athletic this season.
125 – Number of minutes late the average coach to Swindon Town (reportedly) arrived.
138 – Points Wigan would have ‘smashed’ the league with if Michael Jacobs hadn’t tweaked his calf at Crewe.
234 – Minutes played in the Latics v Man City Under 18s FA Youth Cup tie.
237 – Tonnes of sand used to repair the DW pitch after the Latics v Man City Under 18s FA Youth Cup tie.
320 – Defenders terrified by Will Griggson-Fire.
356 – Number of fans that believe Don Cowie still plays for Wigan Athletic.
764 – Litres of complimentary paint won by Jordy Hiwula in the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy.
5325 – Instances Graham Barrow has been incorrectly blamed for a player’s mistake.
9,073 – Median amount of times the average Wigan Athletic inclined individual mentions Ben Watson and/or the FA Cup each week.
10,000 – League appearances Jussi Jääskeläinen will celebrate at the start of next season.
£76,978,093 – Amount the average opposition manager believes Latics have received in parachute payments since the 2014/15 season ended.
