101 more of the funniest and best Euro 2016 fantasy football team names

They’re an ambitious lot, that bunch at All Gone Latics. Upon reading 101 Goals’ list of the funniest Euro 2016 fantasy football team names, they instantly boasted they could defeat the nation’s collective wit at this punny little game.

As for how successful those narcissistic website editors have actually been, we’ll let you, the esteemed AGL readers, be the chortling judges of that.

What follows is a grimace-inducing compilation of the funniest/silliest/strangest team names we could muster at a few days’ notice. What do you reckon? Are these slightly better, or is every entry pure Stilton of the pongiest variety?

Note 1: Any overlap with the original list is purely coincidental, especially since 101 Goals seem to be updating said list occasionally. Also, I… or rather All Gone Latics, couldn’t be bothered to carefully cross-examine the lists for duplicates. Ahem.

Note 2: If by some fluke any of these haven’t already been used, feel free to do so and claim total credit. Because we certainly don’t want to admit we wrote these.

Note 3: #62 courtesy an anonymous Swansea fan.

Items not necessarily listed by quality…

1. Harry Kane and the Hendersons
2. Skrtl Used Skull Bash!
3. Andone You Want Me Baby
4. Big Mak and Frei
5. Big Popa Pump
6. Emre Can You Grigg It?
7. Duda, Where’s My (Robson-)Kanu?
8. Robson-Kanu and Jerome Boateng
9. Coman the Darmian-arian
10.  Joe Allen Lumley
11.  Xhaka Khan feat. Pelle Malli
12.  Duda Looks Like Robbie Brady
13.  Shaqiri Fu
14.  Simone-a Lisa
15.  Kentucky Fried Lineker
16.  Allen Resurrection
17.  Will Grigg’s A-Blaise
18.  How McClean is Your House?
19.  Carroll-ing Stones
20.  Bangers and Garmash
21.  Benteke Lukasz me now, Mamaev!
22.  John Stones’s Trophy
23.  The Baird is the Ward
24.  Switzerland Theft Porto: Weiss City
25.  Hennessey Williams
26.  Agolliwood
27.  Sonny and Schurrle
28.  Mamaev Told Me Not To Come
29.  Rooney Tunes and Malli Melodies
30.  Dier ‘Nother Day
31.  Darmianator
32.  Sterling Albion
33.  Ozil Osbourne
34.  Hulk Hoban
35.  Mandzukic United
36.  Skrtl: Taste The Rainbow
37.  Kane You Smell What Divock is Cookin’?
38.  King of the Cahill
39.  Take Your Shatov
40.  Kokorin Pops
41.  Lallana Delle Ray
42.  Martial Lloris
43.  Kiss From a Kroos on the Grave
44.  Kiss From a Rose on the Grave
45.  You Veseli Nani
46.  Mugnusson of a Gunnarsson
47.  Filip-Flop
48.  Djourou Know The Muffin Gaman?
49.  Jallet Green Giant
50.  Fabianski Sunday
51.  Hinteregger and Chips
52.  Moti, Vicar?
53.  Ian Durica and Divock-Heads
54.  You Must Defeat Shane Long to Stand a Chance
55.  The Jeff Hendrick Experience
56.  Lloris’s Pieces
57.  The Grigg Breakfast
58.  She’s Gotze Look
59.  Meet the Flint-Stones
60.  Hungary? Get Turkey From Iceland
61.  Squash Rakitic
62.  I Really, Really, Really Wanna Sigurdsson, Ah!
63.  Babacon and Eggs
64.  Colgate Topal
65.  Vido Nasty
66.  Modric Tea Biscuits
67.  It Isn’t Grigg and it isn’t Cleverley
68.  Ledley Does Dallas
69.  O’Neill Before the King
70.  Nani v Inan: Palindrome Battle
71.  Super Mario Brozovic
72.  Shaqiri’s Hips Don’t Lie
73.  Dier Hard 2: Dier Arda
74.  Fatih Boy Terim-Slim
75.  Basha Street Kids
76.  Gokhan’s Fashion Fix
77.  The Ambassador’s Pereira Roshi
78.  Corluka the Size of That!
79.  Volkan Raven
80.  John Srna vs Kane
81.  Lallana Milik-Shake
82.  Szczesny Hawkes
83.  Norwood I Lie Djourou, Brady?
84.  Taking The Piszczek
85.  From Russia With Louvre
86.  Evans to Murgatroyd
87.  Kroos Incompetence
88.  Blaszczykowski Processing
89.  Game Boyko-lour
90.  Boateng Clan
91.  Schweinsteiger Feet
92.  The Real Slim Brady
93.  Zlatman Returns
94.  Rog’s Gallery
95.  Revolution Number Clyne
96.  Sigurdsson and Alcohol
97.  Elek A Nice Cup of Tea in The Morning
98.  Keep Calm and Kari Arnason
99.  Miss Dibusz
100. That’s Alli, Vokes

(Wait, no it isn’t!)

101: That’s All, Fuchs!

Schurrle there must be better ones out there? Let us know in the comments.

Squad lists:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36417368